Question 2: So how exactly did you begin your experimentation into regenerative medicine?ĭr. I vowed from then on that nary a lion, scarecrow, or tin man should live without a vital organ! I was visiting the local theater, as I am a very high connoisseur of the fine arts, and they happened to be performing "The Wizard of Oz." I was brought to tears at the sight of the poor lion without courage, the pitiful scarecrow without a brain, and the sorrowful sight that was the tin man who lacked a heart.
Question 1: What got you thinking about regenerative medicine?ĭr. Frankenstein - expert in dismembered organs and limbs and other vestigial structures. Thanks to regenerative medicine, he may now be able to grow his own kidney beans in his backyard (see what I did there?).īut where did the inspiration for this medicine come from? Warped Reality Headquarters sent representatives behind the scenes to talk with the leading scientist behind this innovative new technology, Dr. We are all sorry for him, as he could have almost been stuck with an iPad! But more so because of all the possible health risks that came with removing a kidney. Lung cancer? No problem, grow a new lung! Brain injury? Don't sweat it, just make yourself a new one! I'm talking about the wonders of regenerative medicine! As you all may have heard, a young man in China sold his kidney in order to purchase a new iPad 2. The newest technology has not made the impossible, possible. And for those sorry people who missed it, we recommend finding another reason to live. Warped Reality Headquarters is on it! In the mean time, lock yo doors, shut yo windows, and hid yo kids, 'cause it gettin' crazy tonight! Further reports of collateral damage will be accumulated as we experience this disaster that people seemingly worship and idolize. It is estimated that the reversal will last no longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage, so there is no need for alarm. Although communication, satellite GPS, radio communication, and your favorite episode of Jersey Shore may experience some turbulence, the change will not be permanent. It has been conjectured that at 11:11 on this day, the amount of energy that is released from all of the wishes will reverse the poles on the Earth's axis. This year, on 11, November, 2011, billions of people will be able to wish the most epic and greatest wish in the history of mankind! This wish has only been trumped once by that of the November of 1111. Remember when you were grenaded that one day from behind that wall? Bet you feel pretty bad now. The other dark side of the game? There is NO respawn. People just like Varun Ramesh are unknowingly placed into the position of Commander of armed forces, where they are trusted with leading their brigades to victory.
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